Cards Against Humanity PHAN EDITION!

21. feb.. 2021
1 025 014 Ganger

We play an offensive card game ..created by Dan and Phil viewers?? What could go wrong!
(This video was not sponsored by Stereo but we do have a paid partnership with them)
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  • My parental figures have arrived.

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  • "sugar freak" sounded like a pet nameeeee

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  • Imma start saying Licwore now

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  • Can’t tell if Phill said Sorry to the Camera for kicking it or if he apologized to us for the shake

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  • I feel like I’m the .001% of strippers who watched this

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  • honestly i want the cube just so i can say i have the cube™️

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  • Omg even the music is so comforting

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  • Do these two date

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  • 0:44 JOJO DNDND

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  • shoutout to all my fellow phannies who subscribed in 7th grade and are now full fledged adults

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  • Love you both so much

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  • Dear Daniel Howell, Your smile made me cry tears of true joy. How dare you? Sincerely, Nasya A. Jacobs

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  • and after 4 years im back on my bullshit, hello you two

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  • "he likes the pain" PHIL WHAT-

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  • Are Dan and Phil a couple?

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    • Don’t think so just think they are best friends

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  • I missed them so much 😭🥺 i used to watch all your videos when i was 14

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  • this video is reminding me of the 3 minute intros to dan and phil game of the times we live in

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  • Oh my gosh I feel 14 again

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  • Ugh I missed Dan like no one can imagine. Seeing both of them together takes me back to freshman dorm room, and I feel warm again

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  • Oh you’re back. Cool.

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  • I just found out that after six years my sense of humor is exactly the same.

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  • Phil at 4:32 😳

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  • The horror of gaining the knowledge that Minion Yaoi exists in the world is the same exact feeling of seeing the results when you look up Woody x Buzz or Lightning McQueen x Mater and actually getting fanfiction.

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  • Anyone else remember A-M-A-Z-I-N-G Amazing Phil Comment like subscribe and rate, you know the drill...

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  • this is so weird I’m an adult now

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  • I can't express the feelings of safety and comfort I get while watching these two. They got me through being a depressed high schooler and now they've come back to get me through being a (significantly less depressed) college student

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  • I miss them so much it hurts

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  • we gonna ignore that phil said "b*tch"

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  • that's not a maple leaf-

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  • Me and like 20 other kids in my year got detention a week ago cause the full one actual headmaster (principal) decided to walk in whilst we were playing

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  • i love this duo damn

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  • Liam be looking mad, but he was probably singing Little Things-

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  • I know now you can trim a shroom 🍄

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  • this video made me so emotional bc just them being together and when they would talk about tatinof 😭😭 i just about cried,, i met them back in 2016 and this just made all those memories come back to me

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  • something about phil holding a wineglass with coke and pineapple in it, saying "we're in the dark timeline now" is killing me inside xD

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  • yeah phil is a loonarmy

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  • Ive missed this

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  • Can you build your new place in the sims and hve dab and Evan move there?

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  • They are legit so done with all of us. No cap.

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    • this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

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  • Germany forgives you

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  • Me as a teenager: aware of these two, but never actually watching their videos Me as an adult: questioning why I hadn’t ever watched one of their videos

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  • i need more dan and phil videos i miss these bants, please do a part 2 to this game!

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  • 8:50 oh shit. I forgot they know about that horror of a fanfic.

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  • Pls tell Dan he looks like a fever dream in that flannel amen & hallelujah

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  • god i missed them

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  • lmao

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  • Very cute sloth :)

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  • I've been subscribed but I still didn't get this video until now

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  • i miss dan and phil together so much this made me so happy

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  • Well, it took us a while, but we finally managed to get this video over 1 million views! Good work, team ^.^

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  • the views are 999,000 for me and that’s kinda cool

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  • Phil tweeting only Phans reminds me of the time I threw the group chat into chaos by sending a tiktok about what Mario kart character you play and whether that makes you a top or a bottom. I got bowser and it said top, so I said “guess I’m a top” then a friend replied “no , no you’re not” and I responded with “fuck around and find out” then chaos ensued

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  • this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

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  • they put up with so much shit from us omg

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  • Omg I forgot about the sexy end screen dance and now I have so much serotonin

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  • How I miss hearing dan's laugh

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  • That sloths gonna see somethings if you give it away...

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  • unfollowed him.

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    • what

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  • I MISSED THE BANTS SO MUCH! phil, honestly you and Dan could be doing anything and i’d think it was hilarious

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  • I was not expecting a throwback to the ancient sexy endscreen dance but I’m happy about it

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  • The amount of happiness that this video game me was too much.

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    • was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

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  • Sorry AM not speak English but i love your's videos ,

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  • Man, I fucking missed this

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  • i remember being 11-12 and dan and phil was everything to me. now im 17, almost 18, about to graduate highschool and im still sitting here smiling. i can pretend like i've grown up and i'm not apart of the phandom, but these 19 minutes have been the best 19 minutes since middle school

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  • we want this. we need this

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  • Fun fact, I have seen someone put cheese spray in a soda stream and drink it on tiktok

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  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaa amo esto lo necesitaba con toda la alma gracias dan y phil

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  • The fact that I spent my middle school years absolutely obsessed with dan and Phil, and I can still hop on a video every so often and laugh makes me very happy

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  • Pepsi- in a Coca Cola glass? I don't give a damn.

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  • a definite blast from the past

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  • this is a present likeee aaaah

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  • i havent laughed liked this in a really long time, thanks guys

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    • Red pixels but it legit looks like blood

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  • was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

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  • Idk about u but Hentai and violent crafting sounds like a fun time 😂

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  • PINOF 11

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    • I’m just gonna tell myself this is it

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  • In answer to Dans question "Does anybody want this" I would like to answer yes. The whole world wants this.

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  • Watching this again after a long and exhausting day at work waiting in the longest line in the world to get tested for corona. I want to go back to the day when i discovered Dan and Phil, life was soo simple back than...

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  • I missed Dan's laugh so much :)

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  • We need the video of you giving each other hair cuts

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  • My uncles are back.

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  • This unlocked my memory of the sexy end screen dance

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  • Dan and Phil are like the gay British versions of Rhett and Link

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  • Can we have a Dan&Phil Crafts for the tree with moss and rock thing?

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  • My philosophy teacher used a picture of Dan lying on the floor as an example of an existential crisis.

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  • "the coke is hitting" i missed u danny boy!! ♡ glad u seem okay

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  • I wanna win *~cube~*

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  • I missed u guys together!!! so exited!!!

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  • "You got 5 or 6 BUDDY?!?"

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  • I feel like a high schooler again watching this and it's wonderful

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  • “hamster in a hat” dear fucking god phil what have you done

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  • tbf, there’s a lot more leeway when cutting curly/wavy hair (in my experience) bc most mistakes can be blended in with the ✨luscious curls✨

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  • I want to see them play those mobile games you get those shitty ads for

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  • dan and phil started my addiction to BL

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